At three years old, June, our long-haired fur-ball, is convinced she’s human. She’s part lab mascot, part male cat bouncer (Chicken, we’re looking at you), and part food critic for Teng, her favorite human-cum-chef. June’s ideal day? Human interaction, a nap on Teng’s lap, and some gourmet cuisine. Other cats? No thanks. Especially male cats, who she shuns with the kind of disdain usually reserved for an empty food bowl. Chicken learned this the hard way.